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Basically you're gonna wanna stick the boner into the hoo-ha, it's very important that you do this, because otherwise it's gay sex and craftsmen don't get with no homo unless it's a girl because that's pretty hot.
First squeeze her boobs they should be pretty sweet, if they aren't sweet then dump that bitch and get with some fine elven honeys.
Roll 1d20. if you roll a 1 then you ejaculate prematurely, and if you roll a 20 then you grow a second penis.
If you are a girl you literally don't have to do anything, you can just lay there and do fine, your end of the job is so fucking easy.
In conclusion screwing is a great way to get rid of hunger cuz she be luvin som dik u kno